I especially liked this one.
http://www.slate.com/id/2196606/
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About Me
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- Shah
- 'I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. A diversified, multicultural postmodern deconstructionist politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top… but under the radar. I wear power ties. I tell power lies. I take power naps. I run victory laps. I read junk mail. I eat junk food. I buy junk bonds. I like rough sex, I like tough love. I use the F-word in my email. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall. I bought a minivan at a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. Lean and mean. I take it slow, I go with the flow. Driving and moving. Sailing and spinning. Wailing and winning. I keep the pedal to the metal. And the rubber on the road. I party hardy and lunchtime is crunch time. I’m hanging in… there ain’t no doubt. And I’m hanging tough, over and out!' - George Carlin (A.K.A God)
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