'I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium.
A diversified, multicultural postmodern deconstructionist politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top… but under the radar.
I wear power ties.
I tell power lies.
I take power naps.
I run victory laps.
I read junk mail.
I eat junk food.
I buy junk bonds.
I like rough sex,
I like tough love.
I use the F-word in my email.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall.
I bought a minivan at a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
Lean and mean.
I take it slow, I go with the flow.
Driving and moving.
Sailing and spinning.
Wailing and winning.
I keep the pedal to the metal.
And the rubber on the road.
I party hardy and lunchtime is crunch time.
I’m hanging in… there ain’t no doubt.
And I’m hanging tough, over and out!' - George Carlin (A.K.A God)
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